Anubis-olutely Hilarious!

Why did Anubis break up with Isis? Because he felt their relationship was just a bunch of mummies! He needed some space to reflect on his afterlife choices. Turns out, dealing with the weighing of souls is no laughing matter, but finding a compatible partner across millennia? That’s a real challenge. He’s now considering a new relationship – maybe with Hathor, but he’s worried about the potential for cat-astrophic misunderstandings. It's a tricky situation, fraught with ancient drama. The entire saga is quite hieroglyphic, you see.